Ever since Jawb Bawb started wearing his new hat (we don’t know where it came from), he won’t stop listening to ska. The rest of the Fwens, who love their Jahb Jawberson and want him to be happy, suggested that he start his own ska band. They thought that this extremely difficult diversion could ease the growing emotional toll that hearing 18.4 hours of Nothing But Ska daily had taken upon them all. Maybe he would get tired, and pick a different hobby.
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He tried playing many different kinds of instruments, but he quickly learned his very uniquely shaped physique made it difficult, if not impossible to hit any of the jumpy, trumpety notes he loves so much, nor achieve the embouchure necessary to even make a sound.
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But he did not give up. He studied the parts of himself that seemed to be the reasons why he couldn’t achieve his dream, and he tried to think of a way to turn those limitations into something else. It was true that he was simply too small and too cylindrical to be much use on bass, trumpet, guitar, even keyboard. But he was perfect for….Skanking!
 
Now he is the leading member and skanker of his very own ska band, which is in the process of formation at this time. Rumors have it that Tiwa will be joining him on xylophone. We heard that Tuli originally joined the lineup as vocals, but quickly realized that their artistic visions were too disparate, and left to pursue a solo career. They are still very good friends.
 
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